An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog.
He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket.
As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”
The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket.
The frog said, “Didn’t you hear what I said?”
The old farmer looked at the frog and said, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”