Russian winter weather colludes with President Trump’s administration weather service to invade Americas Southeast states as well as Americas Northeastern weather system to dump snow and ice from Florida to New York. Congress democrat Nancy Pelosi demands President Trump be impeached.
Alvarado shortage is attributed to President Trumps border wall preventing Mexican alvarado cartels an off shout of Mexico’s drug cartels inability to smuggle fresh alvarado’s to American supermarkets. Nancy Pelosi demands President Trump be impeached.
North Korea’s president Kim Jong Un said he will attack the United States because of President Trump’s efforts to cut off North Korea’s supply of cheap Chinese imported whiskey. Nancy Pelosi demands President Trump be impeached.
Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has declared his support to left wing democrats in the US congress after it was discovered Prophet Muhammad had concluded with President Trump’s administration to import BLT(bacon, lettuce, tomato) sandwiches. Nancy Pelosi demands President Trump be impeached.
As for me, in my little part of Southwest Oklahoma my tiny garden has received about 2.5 inches of rain sense the 15 day of August 2017 setting us on the path for another drought year.
Happy 2018 Gardening Season