May 3rd National Nude Gardening Day – Something For Everyone

May is a busy month. Make plans ‘now’ how and where you will celebrate May and all of it’s holiday activities.

It’s the time for planting summer gardens.
Enjoying the warm days of late Spring.
Getting out of the house, cleaning your BBQ grill for one of summers real treats, an American style BBQ.

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Do’s and Don’ts on nation Nude gardening day

Do Remember it’s only 1 month to National Nude(naked) gardening day. First Saturday in May.
Do Invite all your friends and neighbors to join in and celebrate National Nude Gardening Day.
Do Spend the day in your garden (Nude of course) enjoying the warmth of May’s sun. The smell of fresh tilled soil.
Do Smell and taste your grilled onions, garlic, corn on the cob and burned burgers and hotdogs on the BBQ grill.
Do Have a fun filled day with some of your ‘closest’ friends and neighbors.
Don’t Forget to bring a large bottle / tube of sun block.
Don’t Prune your Roses today.
Don’t Plant Cactus.
Don’t Spill an ice cold drink in your lap!
Don’t Forget to tell your kids that you will be nude gardening.

If your adventuresome, Big Grin … send pictures to be shared with all of my blogger friends and blog visitors!

May 5th National Freedom Day

Defend Your Freedoms from Criminal Illegal Aliens, Criminal Illegal Immigrants, Criminal Undocumented Immigrants, Socialist and Communist Agenda Government Bureaucrats, Anti-American School Teachers and School Administrators, Courts and Anti-American Federal Judges.

Demand Teachers and University Professors (Teachers) keep their opinions out of the classroom. Teach only provable facts and proven historical events. Tell them to keep Political Correct Crap out of classrooms and off of school grounds.

Buy American Made and American Grown Products when you can. Don’t allow your money to be sent to Anti-American foreign countries like China, India, Japan, Korea, Mexico. Or to oil rich countries like Argentina, Venezuela and Saudi Arabia.
Support American companies, keep American jobs in America.

Proudly wear red, white and blue clothing. American Flag T-shirts, American Flag lapel pins, at work and in American Schools.
Display your flag, the American flag, at home, on your desk, in your work space. At every American school.

May 11th Mothers Day

Everyday is and should be Mothers day.
May 11, 2014 is Americas National Mothers Day.
Don’t be selfish, put aside all your plans and events. Spend this day with your mother, Make this a really special day for your mother. Shower her with flowers ‘that she likes’. Lots of chocolate, a fine meal that she does not have to cook. Get your mother out of the kitchen, out of the house. Go shopping or engage her in other activities that ‘she’ likes doing. May 11th is her special day, Not Yours!

May 26th Memorial Day

Memorial Day is a day of remembering the men and women who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.
Formerly known as Decoration Day, it originated after the American Civil War to commemorate the Union and Confederate soldiers who died in the Civil War. By the 20th century, Memorial Day had been extended to honor all Americans who have died while in the military service.

Not from the USA Please leave me comment about your home town and country.

Why is common sense so uncommon?
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20 responses to “May 3rd National Nude Gardening Day – Something For Everyone

  1. Reblogged this on Thezenoptimist and commented:
    Hilarious.

  2. I’m almost speechless. Awesome

    • Re opaldane – Thanks for visiting my little blog and for your comment(s).
      …Big Smile ….. Invite some of your closest friends and neighbors for a nude gardening cocktail party…..
      Happy southern gardening

  3. At first I thought you had posted an April Fools post but I see that their are some other real issues written about. Made me smile… Thinking of planting a garden in the nude I suggest watching where the dirty and mud may land? I usually end up sitting in the walking rows at some point.. Just a thought

  4. Oh dear! Remind me closer to the date, I have a terrible time-sense! It won’t be very warm in Ireland, but I’m willing to give it a go (if the saggy bits are well hidden)!

    • Thanks for stopping in for a visit and your comment(s)
      I have a reminder posted in the left hand column of my blog !
      Have fun in your summer garden

  5. That was good for a chuckle!

  6. Do I keep my hat on?

  7. way too cold in Southern Ontario for nude gardening day :)

  8. there really IS a time for everything! my yard is completely stockade fenced and i’ve been known to run out (quickly!!) in my undies when something catches my eye. hahahaha not sure I’d want to be out there in the altogether though!!

  9. nude gardening day could really bring a neighborhood together ) beth

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